lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

unrisked:

radults:

THIS

#selfiebeforethegame #whatischaddoing

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

misslustrous:

i was just laying in bed singing and 

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queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing