If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
thank you, Colbert.
Oh no. They’re everywhere.
Was Hydra behind Colbert getting the Late Show from Letterman? If so, I’m ok with that.
I will defend my favorite character faster than myself